ATTENTION

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

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"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."
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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

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egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

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somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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paolin-huang:

there it is folks
free! mentioned on national TV what a time to be alive

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yaoi-is-totally-canon:

midoriis:

reminder that angina pectoris, a discomfort/pain usually caused by coronary heart disease

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often has effects

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on the left arm

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or shoulder

BUT THIS WOULD EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS SO UPSET OVER THINKING HARU WAS IN THE WAY OF RIN FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS OF BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL

Because Sousuke won’t be able to follow his own dream and wants his friend to be able to do what he can’t, because a few years down the line this disease will ruin his swimming career 

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me: [clicks on customize]

me: [opens 18 tabs]

me: [puts on hard-hat]

me: time to change my theme.

Send me an aspect

Breath: How have you changed over the past year?

Light: Would you consider yourself lucky? Why?

Time: What is your favourite memory?

Space: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?

Life: Are you a rule breaker by heart?

Hope: What are you looking forward to?

Void: Do you like being alone?

Heart: Have you ever been in love?

Mind: Do you make decisions easily?

Doom: Have you ever gotten injured?

Blood: Do you form strong friendships?

Rage: What are your biggest pet peeves?

dave-and-karkat:

injuugakuen:

captainarlert:

Anime dads are the worst.

Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. 

Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. 

Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from OHSHC is fabulous so don’t hate.

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haruhi’s dad is literally the best dad ever okay

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